Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...