Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...