Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...