What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...