Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...