Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!