Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...