Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
ride it to hospital!
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Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...