Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...