Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...