Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...