FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...