Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.