Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...