Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...