Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...