Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...