Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...