Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...