Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...