More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...