Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...