50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...