A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows