David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!