Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...