The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...