Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...