If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...