Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
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