I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...