Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...