The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...