Put me into a fighting mood
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Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...