Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...