New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...