A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
7 Quickies!
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Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...