Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...