Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...