Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...