Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...