Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?