Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...