The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...