Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...