A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...