Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...