What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...