Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...