Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!