Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.