Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...