Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...