Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...