25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″