Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...