Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...