Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...