Irishman went to a pet shop
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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...