All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...