What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!