Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...