Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...