My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...