King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
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Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
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Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Long and Hard
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...