OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Adopt an NBA player
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