First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...