What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...